Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Tastes Just Like American Pie!

Wear this shirt: if you’re alone. Just kick it around a little, you’ll figure it out.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have the kind of friends who will say “Hey, you got a little pie right there” and then do that thing where they hit your nose when you look. Stupid jerkface friends. No wonder they lived alone.

This shirt tells the world: “Caution, Filling Will Be Hot!”

We call this politic color: Remove When Brown, Allow To Cool Before Eating

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Collector's Edition

Wear this shirt: on those days when you wake up feeling non-representational.

Don’t wear this shirt, inhabit it.

This shirt tells the world: “Line, color, form, and composition are all that matter to me. OK, also oxygen. And water, I guess. And food, and shelter. Then there’s the whole companionship thing, since humans are social animals. I guess I’m more complicated than I thought.”

We call this work: Sectors Abstraction.

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Saturday, November 8, 2008

The launch of my Zazzle product sites!

Release date: October 23, 2008

October 22, 2008.... Ottster Inc. announces the launch of it's new website featuring our high product design and product lines for women, mens and kids. Ottster Design partnered with Zazzle, the only on-demand retail platform for consumers and major brands, offering billions of retail quality, one-of-a-kind products produced within 24 hours and also to create a user-friendly experience. Our new website will help make it easier for customers to find and order items they are looking for, we've added more products and more useful product information. You can access our 2008 catalog in digital formats, as well as ,highlight product features, top pick and show you how to use them. We will continue to add even more items and more site features in the future.

"The goal was to create a user friendly sight using the latest technology to make it easy for the user to find and order the unique products that we offer and from the initial response I think we have succeeded." the President and Marketing Director for Ottster Design.

Our mission has always been simple:
o Provide a quality product at a reasonable price
o Extend cordial and knowledgeable customer service at all times
o Maintain a healthy inventory for immediate delivery
o Back our products with an excellent straightforward warranty

Ottster Design has maintained these values and the results have been rewarding for both our trusted and loyal customers, and the Ottster Team.

What makes Ottster Design so unique?
o We offer a diverse and comprehensive product mix to meet the needs of the marketplace
o Assistance in custom design applications. We can help customize a solution.
o We offer a variety of product choices.

The goal at Ottster Design is to develop a long-term trusting relationship with our customers; after all our success is entirely dependent upon your satisfaction.
Company Information:
Name: Ottster Design
Address: Online
City: Kansas City
State: MO
ZIP: 64105
Country: USA

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