Wear this shirt: if you’re alone. Just kick it around a little, you’ll figure it out.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you have the kind of friends who will say “Hey, you got a little pie right there” and then do that thing where they hit your nose when you look. Stupid jerkface friends. No wonder they lived alone.
This shirt tells the world: “Caution, Filling Will Be Hot!”
We call this politic color: Remove When Brown, Allow To Cool Before Eating
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