Saturday, February 28, 2009

Basketball Dad t-shirt

Well this t-shirt says it all. You're all dad and you also love to play basketball. Your goals is to play better then other Dad, also cheer better then othe dad. If you also play basketball then that's even better you can give it everything you got until you make one basket. Then you can relax, because your shirt says so. Ther perceived difference between the Dad who scores no basket and the Dad who scores even one is huge. Well, to you, anyways. The kids probably wonder how you made that one basket anyway.

Where this shirt to the game, while you play a game, or to any basketball event. You can also walk around with this t-shirt that just show how you love to be both a dad and a baskeball fan. This shirt tells the world you are a dad and you are a big basketball fan, hope you grab one and enjoy the look people give you.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Real Girls Eat Meat T-Shirt

I know a lot of fat vegetarians who are active and limit processed foods and are fat anyway. And I know thin meat eaters who don't exercise. How someone gets fat doesn't determine their current behavior...and you never know why someone is fat just by looking at them. (hint: it's not always about "junk food").

I read somewhere that this t-shirt was meant as a personal dig at Tony Romo's ex (well, whether they were ever really dating is disputed) the country singer Carrie Underwood, who is a vegetarian. That t-shirt is open to a lot of interpretation. Some clean, some not. PETA drives me batty. I requested info on going veg and they sent me a poll and requested money. The info on vegetarianism never came. Wear this t-shirt when you want to tick off PETA. This shirt tells everyone that you like what you like and you don't care what peopel think. Good luck and grab this shirt for the attention getter and a conversation starter.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

2+2=5 Radiohead T-shirt

Most of you may know what this is, but lot of people don't. It's Radiohead t-shirt an English alternative rock ban from Abingdon, Oxfordshire. They recently toured North America, Europe and Japan in 2008 to promote In Rainbows. They also discussed recording new songs once the tour was finished. In March 2009, Radiohead will play concert in Mexico, Chile, Argentina and Brazil with Kraftwerk, the band's first ever tour of South America and their first dates in Mexico in 15 Years.

This is from Radiohead 2+2=5 song it's actually an idea created by Dostoyevsky. I believe radiohead like their lyrics to not have an explicit meaning, and this makes a whole bunch of interpretations more or less plausible. I don't believe any interpretation is "THE correct interpretation", but thinking about this makes us reflect, and that is a good thing. maybe that's what dostoevsky and orwell wanted us to do as well? Wear this t-shirt by picking it out of a drawer from many choices of other black shirt. That's how we do it. This T-shirt tell everyone "when life gives you lemons, go buy a few oranges, and throw them in at random. You'll be out of fruit before noon."

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

I'm An English Major You Do The Math.

Your entire semester was a waste. You're not going to pass the final at all, which means you're going to have to take the class again, which means your ass isn't coming back next semester. Could this be an ultimatum by your parent when you first started the semester? So you asked why would you need math? Since you're not going to need it in your future since the purpose of your major was to be an English major. This T-shirt show that you are what you are an English major.

Great place of course to wear this shirt is on campus, doing your home work, out partying, or bar hopping. This shirt tells the world your major in school is in English and screw math! Also for those out of school, you still can brag about your major any time you wear this T-shirt. :-)

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The New York City T-Shirt

Hey the idea is simple wear this NYC t-shirt on your trip to the big apple. New York City is the largest city in the United States. Some facts, "The Big Apple" is a major world capital and a world leader in finance, the art, and communications. The city is also the center of advertising, fashion, publishing, and radio broadcasting in the United States.

With this design you follow the sign "Go" and the road leads to the city. Wear this shirt while you go shopping, walk the park, or casually to restaurant. This NYC t-shirt tells everyone you are hip and cool with the city life and love NYC.

Monday, February 23, 2009

I Love Green Beer T-Shirt

Go ahead and enjoy a brewskie that's been dyed green for St. Patrick's Day. I remembered my early years when I used to grab a budlight pour it into a clear plastic cup add a couples of drops of green dye whola! you got yourself some green beer! Now you can tell everyone you love green beer because you have on this awesome t-shirt or maybe you do love green beers. There are many places to go and drink some green beers, listen to an array of tunes and do it in a place where you can be totally hammered without shame. Irish bar of course, you pick we'll go they usually welcome the Irish in all of us with open arms. Oh and don't forget your green I love Green Beers T-shirt.

Wear this t-shirt to show the rest of us that you won't be caught dead wearing a Easter t-shirt just yet. This shirt tells everyone you are Irish and you love green beer. Heck you don't have to look Irish just wear the damn shirt and you're in drink all the green beer you can and you'll feels like an Irish leprechaun all green. LOL..

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Got Jesus?

Well since today is Sunday, I figured this will be a good post for those who are heading to church. Ask yourself if you got Jesus? Wear this tshirt and announce to the world you do have what it takes to be in the armss of Jesus. This tshirt help us spread the word of this unique form of non-verbal message.

Perhaps this T-shirt can be worn with your cow boy hat riding a horse up and down the street on Sunday morning waving to all the people in their cars. A good time to show up is after church on Sunday as people drive through the street as you wave to all the worshiper. Grab one and pass the word if you got jesus..

Saturday, February 21, 2009

I love Ireland just in time for St. Patrick

What a nice looking St. Patrick's Day t-shirt which said come celebrate St. Patrick day with me. Did you know that Saint Patrick's Day is celebrated worldwide by Irish people and increasingly by non-Irish people (usually in Australia and North America). Celebrations are generally themed around all things Irish and, by association, the color green. How do you celebrate Saint Patrick's Day with a night on the town? Then you'll need to wear all right St. Patrick's Day gear like this t-shirt to make sure that you celebrate this March 17th St. Patty's style.

What's that you say? You are Irish and have green eyes! In that case wear your green eyes proudly on all the other days of the year, but on St. Patrick's Day you need to ooze Irish pride with green. By dressing up in ridiculously goody, over the top Irish themed apparel. This is a great start to find your right stuff. Let's start out with the basic St. Patrick's Day shirt. You need one or two things: a green shirt(bo..ring) or a personalized St. Patrick's Day shirt (YES). By choosing the personalized type of shirt you show that you put a little thought into your St. Patrick's Day outfit. Find these collections here.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Dinosaurs are people too!

My son loves dinosaurs and this tshirt is his favorite. He saw it and the expression on his face was priceless. Children are fasinated by dinosaurs and this tshirt will let them show everyone just how much. There are many movies about dinosaurs maybe that's how kids get hooked. Not only it is in the movies they are also shows on National geographics channels. Other dino films like "jurassic Park" wasn't the first movie aout dinosuars, however. 'One Millon Years BC', made as early as 1940 in Hollywood, showed papier mache dinosaurs!Similarly, 'Dinosaurs' is not Disney's first film about the creatures. Its 'Baby…Secret of the Lost Legend', was a film made in 1985 about the discovery of a baby dinosaur. Spielberg reworked the theme and made the dinosaur theme a big hit.

This shir is good to wear to school, family gathering, park, playground and many other places like shopping. This tshirt tells everyone your kids love dinosaurs and his toys consists of dinosaurs collections. Grab this tshirt for your toddler and have them wear it tell their heart content.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Green is sexy T-shirt

How much of your household waste do you recycle? I wish the city I lived in would allow us some money back for recycling, instead they are charging us to recycle. No wonder not very many people in our neighborhood are being responsible. I've heard of cities that pay their home owners to recycle. That said nearly two-thirds of all household waste in the U.S. could be recycled, but only a quart actually is. Hearing some of these statistic makes green sound sexy in my eyes.

The environment is on every ones mind, if this is the case recycling habits have to be improved and more should be done. A great place to wear this tshirt could be to work, for a walk, doing a community service or just shopping. This tshirt tells the world and shows everyone you're an environmentalists. Green is definitely sexy!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Who let the dog out?

Who let this dog out, actually this t-shirt is of a puppy blown up so large that it doesn't look like a puppy. It's pretty cute if you ask me. Speaking of cute you either love it or hate it but did you know the world's ugliest dog has died? Gus was his name you probably seen it in your email box that he won the "World's Ugliest Dog Contest" that was held in California in June of 2008. Apparently he fell victim to the terminal canine illness and died on November 10th, 2008. Well let's shift our focus to the opposite to ugly and look at this cute canine. Should you own one of this breeds you may want to check google and see if this is one of the top 10 dog breeds.

Well you ask where would I wear this shirt to? If you love dogs and have a pet then this shirt is for you, you can wear this shirt when taking your dog on a walk, to pet smart or go shopping. Also dog enthusiast love to show off their dog and the design convey that message. This t-shirt tells the world that you have a pet at home and welcome dogs. Grab one and who knows maybe you also have a companion that you can wear on as well.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Show the world you love music!

Are you a music student or majoring in music now? Well most must acknowledge the important and comprehensiveness of music theory. They need to realize that becoming a musician entails more than just simply playing or singing in an ensemble. A fundamental mistake one might make is to underestimate basic musicianship skills, as well as knowledge of scales, triads, and intervals. If you acquire basic skills early you won't have any trouble later in music theory courses. To acknowledge that you are a music kind of people this t-shirt will represent you nicely.

Wear this shirt when walking through campus, playing an instrument, attending a musical or teaching music. This shirt tells the world that anything music you love and those who love music will love you too. Get one for yourself here at Zazzle.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world

This is perhaps the spring fever coming out of me, catch wave and you're sitting on top of the world surfing t-shirt. You paddle out to the sea to catch that wave, if you haven't try it don't be afraid to give it a shot it's the greatest sport around. Everybody tries it at least once if you're on the beach. Surfing is not a fad it's been going on so long. Sometime taking a lesson from a top-notch surfer boy is all it take. Go out to catch some rays on the sunny surf. Don't forget to take this tshirt with you.

Could some local surfer start wearing surfing t-shirt, wouldn't that be nice...? Perhaps onlookers may gawked at what will arguably the coolest t-shirt we've created. Not only does it's design on a tshirt check out the site and see other merchandise it can also go on.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

T.B.A. Today's Best Apparel on Zazzle Yea!!

What a surprise it was for me, my product made it to Today's Best category on Zazzle homepage! You may of seen this piece on a tshirt, but I also put it on this gree hat. Got a couple of complement from a couple of zazzle fan, fat fa tin said "congrats on your TBA! cheers :)" and gravitx9 siad "Congrats on T.B.A.! well deserved for this cute st. patricks day design! 5+" This is exactly the kind of recoginition I am looking for. There were at least 3x many people visit my home page then before. So this is extremely benifitial in term of getting people to come to your site and look around. I will definitely look forward to come up with some more ideas. Keep looking and come back often to the Ottster T-Shirt Design.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

It's Time For St. Patrick's Day Happy T-shirt

Now you have something green to wear for St. Patrick's Day. It's the Happy St. Patrick's T-shirt so gather your friends, gather the beer and dye it green, and put on your Happy St. Patrick's Day t-shirts, because it's St Patricks Day! It's time to party! Don't be caught without your Happy St. Patrick's Day t-shirt, or you will get pinched! We have you covered for one of the biggest beer drinking holidays on the calendar! St Patricks Day T-shirts! Be the life of the party!

'Saint Patricks Day' ( or Lá Fhéile Pádraig), colloquially St. Paddy's Day or Paddy's Day, is an annual feast day which celebrates Saint Patrick (circa 385-461 AD), one of the patron saints of Ireland, and is generally celebrated on March 17.

The day is the national holiday of Ireland. It is a bank holiday in Northern Ireland and a public holiday in the Republic of Ireland, Montserrat, and the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador. In the rest of Canada, Great Britain, Australia, the United States and New Zealand, it is widely celebrated but is not an official holiday.

It became a feast day in the Roman Catholic Church due to the influence of the Waterford-born Franciscan scholar Luke Wadding in the early part of the 17th century, and is a holy day of obligation for Roman Catholics in Ireland. The date of the feast is occasionally, yet controversially, moved by church authorities when March 17 falls during Holy Week; this happened in 1940 when Saint Patricks Day was observed on April 3 in order to avoid it coinciding with Palm Sunday, and happened again in 2008, having been observed on 15 March. March 17 will not fall during Holy Week again until 2160.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Damn It's Freezing In Here T-shirt

I often see ladies nipping when it's cold outside, but they say nothing. So, I figured this tshirt will say it for them. Some people keep themselves warm and comfortable from the nipping cold by lighting up the wooden logs in the fireplaces. But you see this is only temporarily because once you leave the fireplace and walk around you'll be cold again.

So, why do we say "it is nippy outside" when it is cold? I think it comes from nip-bite or sharp, like bitingly cold. Or if you saw my better half in a cold breeze you would have your answer But the official definition is if there is a nip in the air, the air outside is quite cold. You can tell winter's on its way there's a real nip in the air in the morning. Something like that or you can just grab this tshirt and show the world what you mean...

Thursday, February 12, 2009

I love cooking with wine: Sometime I even put it in the food tshirt

Not sure who said that. Anyway, to make up for today's lack of interesting tshirt, here is my totally out of this world humor quote on t-shirt. I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE, SOMETIMES I EVEN PUT IT IN THE FOOD. I think that is just great, I also put it on apron so for those who does all the cooking can slip on this apron and bring the humor out of cooking. There are lots to learn about cooking with wine, for instance if you're using "real" wine for cooking the leftovers don't keep very long. That's why "cooking wine" have more salt. To inhibit microorganisms that oxidizes wine to vinegar. Of course, you could always add the leftover wine to the chef.

On the other end of the spectrum is whine good for you? There is growing scientific evidence that regular moderate consumption of wine while cooking is good for you. Red wine in particular is said to reduce the risk of coronary heart disease. There is also evidence that wine can reduce the risk of developing Alzheimer's disease or having a stroke. Perhaps wearing this shirt could means you're healthier than you think if you do what the tshirt said.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Out of money experience

Do you feel like the financial crisis are starting to hit closer to home? Maybe this shirt show the world that you are experiencing out-of-body / out-of-money problem. I know a few people who have been laid off recently. I don't feel relatively secure in my own job, maybe a little paranoid. It would be silly for anyone to think they're indispensable. After hearing about some of the layoff around here and how people talked about those loses I think this shirt makes it clear that you're out-of-money.

Well if you have lost your job as a direct result of the current economic slowdown, or do you know anyone who has make sure you let them know about this t-shirt. It makes everyone know what you're experiencing.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Music band drummer

Wheather your a novice or old pro this shirt will make you stand out from the crowd. As a drummer your responsible to the groundwork for the music. Making music together with other musician offer numerious opportunities to teach yourself musicianship especially if you're a novice drummer. One of the priority of being a drummer is timekeeping, that is, keeping the beat steady and the time solid for the entire song. There are lots of stylistic point a drummer must work on that will prepares a new drummer to play in a first band and the t-shirt will show that you are the drummer. Wearing this t-shir will give you confidence that comes from experience you develop as a novice.

When you develop a core repertoire of drum styles that will easily transfer to many types of popular music. Most importantly, making music together is simply a lot of fun - and having fun is what it's all about. So wear this shirt to let people know you're in the band and you're the drum dude. This shirt tells the world "Hey look at me I play the drum, what do you play?"

Monday, February 9, 2009

Winter is still here!!!

Well when this squirl heard the news that the groundhog see it's shadow he announced this quote "Winter sucks!, it's gonna take till July to thaw out my nuts!" That's because the world's most famous groundhog saw his shadow Monday Feb the 2nd, predicting this already long winter will last for six more weeks, Yikes! Then again according to German superstition, if a hibernating animal casts a shadow on Feb. 2nd the Christian holiday of Candlemas - winter will last another six weeks. If no shadow was seen, legend said spring would come early.

Since 1887, Phil has seen his shadow 97 times, hasn't see it 15 times, and there are no records for nine years, according to the Punxsutawney Groundhog club. All I can say is there is six more weeks of skiing!! And of course six more weeks to thaw out the squirl's nuts!!lol!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

New Dad 2009

This shirt helps you show the world that being a first time dad you are sharing the experiences of dealing with the joys and challenges of having a new baby. Like most men, you may have done crazy stunts before becoming a dad, but nothing has tested your manhood as much as becoming a dad. So show it on your shirt announced the first step as being a proud dad.

As men, at some point in our lives, we want to know what we are made of. As a father, you will get your chance to find out. Welcome to serious manhood. The truth measure of a man is how well he performs as a father, and ultimately, we measure ourselves in terms of our effort. Faterhood is indeed an awesome responsibility, and presents each of us, no matter our size, age, education or income, a unique opportunity to be a hero to somone we love. A dad is the untimate rite of manhood for those who step up to the challenge. It is an individual event - we are not part of a team in which commitment and solidarity with our buddies is a driving force. Whether we succeed or fail is entirely up to us. Wear this new Dad 09 t-shirt and it clearly show that it takes a man to raise a child.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Is Easter Just Around The Corner?

Don't you just love it when it a t-shirt like this that makes easter a little bit more interesting? We had come up with something cute and original instead of the typical schockingly offensive tee you will find just about anywhere. So, this Easter make a statement and grab your own t-shirt.

This humorous Easter T-shirt might make you feel just a bit guilty the next time you go out hunting with your dog. Trust me, if you could read the tiny words on this Easter t-shirt you'd be laughing your head off now. Every year the Easter Bunny says he's not gonna overdo it but every year he does. Check out the funny print on this humorous Easter t-shirt to see the Easter Bunny at his lowest.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

The Baseball Mom T-shirt

It's tough being a baseball mom. It's all about being outdoors and playing a game and having fun with other kids. So a few months out of the year you should feel good as a family wearing a baseball mom t-shirt, and it feels good.

Shared adversity brings you close to the other parents, sitting through the scorching heat and the freezing cold for hours. You don't have to actually watch the entire game, you can talk or zone out if you've had a hard day, then cheer like you were paying attention if someone makes a good play. Of course if it's your own kid's homer you missed, you feel guilty. At least you'll have a shirt to show that you care. But really, joing a religious cult is less time-consuming then going to not one but two games a week (long games, need I say more?). However you want to show your love for your kids, this baseball mom t-shirt will promote and confirm through their eyes that you care.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Obama Inaugural Pin on my sale page!!

Souvenirs are always a part of political campaigns that is why I have created Ottster's first Obama button for political paraphernalia. Gone are the day of simple buttons and bumper stickers. These days, to make your product stand out people are using sophisticated photo editing software to create artwork featuring your favorite politico.

Not to be outdone, the Presidential Inaugural pin created here are unique and has its own favor. You can buy this in bulk and pass it out to your group or committee showing your support for President Obama. Who says retail is in a slump?

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

No Worry Beef Curry, does anybody know what it means?

So you want to know what does "No Worry Beef Curry" mean? Well, that's a good questions because I've seen it on TV show once and it probably because it rhymes and doesn't have an actual meaing. Other way of thinking about it is another sayings like "Worry free, chickadee" that would also rhyme, but if you take them literally it makes no sense. People just like to be cute by making things rhyme.

Come to think of it this can also be another version of "don't worry be happy". Because if you think about it "Beef curry" sounds a lot like "Be happy", so that's where it may have originated from. I also saw the phrase from John and Kate Plus 8. So there you go, check out the website here at Zazzle where I also sell the No Worry Beef Curry T-shirt as seen on the TV show.