Thursday, March 5, 2009

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.


After a SUPERB night at the bars, I am now royally smashed! Have this ever happened to you? Well did you know that alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. What gives? Humm... this t-shirt can means many things like here's to alcohol, the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. I don't think that's enough are there too much blood in my alcohol system or does it preserves everything perhaps except secrets.

Wear this t-shirt when you know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. This shirt tells everyone that it's a warning sigh saying consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

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