Saturday, June 27, 2009

I want you to speak english (t-shirt)

OK, where can I order mine? I'm dying to wear one to Wal-Mart and the Social Security Office. This t-shirt should be a hoot at the post office also. I'll bet if we put our heads together, we can come up with a great list of fun places to wear this shirt and stir up all kinds of discontent.

K-Mart, Walgreen's, Target, KFC, & McDonald's all just came to mind!

Gee, it's exciting when I get inspired. Don't just sit there, jump in and be 'politically correct' with me!


Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Chocolate Rain Chocolate Rain, t-shirt

I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the chocolate rain

chocolate rain chocolate rain
chocolate rain chocolate rain
chocolate rain chocolate rain

I only wanted 2 see u bathing in the chocolate rain

Oh wait this is the lyric from Prince... As far as I know there are also lyric for chocolate rain from Weezer I guess. Anyhow you can take this word anyway you like. Whether it's a lyric or just a common term chocolate rain. This term normally makes me think of the commercial for skittle when it start raining skittle and you see rainbow of colors.

Wear this t-shirt to a party, family gathering, or a night out with the crew. It's also a good around the house t-shirt. This t-shirt tells everyone that you love chocolate no matter what the meaning of it interpret. You're a chocolate lover.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough t-shirt

When is it enough to drink? Sometime too much to drink isn't enough. Either way you and only yourself will be responsible for your on level of drinking. There have been an incidence where drinking too little just makes one tired. Then when you drink a lot you kick yourself in the butt the next day asking the same questions "why the heck did I drank so much last night". It never fail as a college student in my prime, this is so much of the norm that I think the body and your system are so accustom to these behavior that sometime too much to drink isn't enough because you don't feel the buzz so what do you do? You keep drinking and drinking until you are so over the limit and thus pay for it the next morning.

This is exactly the t-shirt you need to have if you're going to attend any party or have it on as a conversation starter. This t-shirt will tell everyone that you are a party animal and that you will have fun tonight. Cheers!!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Meet The Ass Family - T-shirt

I think I’m related to these people. There was this catalog -- The Dysfunctional. I thought my family wrote the book! Funny and the image says it all. Reminds me of dear old Uncle Punk he took on his wife's name, so now he's Punk Ass-Bitch. Uncle Punk still drops in -- especially on meatloaf day. Did we left off one... cousin HORSE'S, cousin Horsey! We seldom speak of him. We used to wonder about aunt Kick a lot, but later learned that she and hubby, sore moved to Australia. My cat is the family lazy ass.

This is a great t-shirt for that perfect family gathering or a family reunion. This t-shirt tell everyone that you are somehow could related to the Ass Family. Wear this t-shirt proudly and to start a conversation at the party, school, social gathering or any place you feel comfortable.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Life is too short to waste time hating anyone T-shirt

Never forget that you aren't the only one with problems, and most of all...never forget that when you feel like you only have one friend, that friend will remind you of all the others.

If you forget about all the bad things in life, the good will take over.

If fear is staring you in the face, close your eyes and said you are stronger and you will be better tomorrow. Be yourself, you can't be anyone else...The best you can be is you!

You and be the best every day Love Love LOVE never miss the chance to laugh or smile, never get too caught up in yourself that you forget to help others.

This is exactly why life is too short to waste time hating anyone. This t-shirt show that you can be anyone you want. Wear this shirt to a party, social event, and any public place you feel comfortable at. Also the design makes it stands out from the rest. Enjoy and wear it proudly.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Will run for chocolate T-shirt

So why do you run? Do you consider yourself a runner? I have always thought that the title applied to other people. (You know, those "crazy" ones who did the 50 mile runs.) But now I realize that even those of us that do the 3 mile runs or 1 mile runs should hold our heads up high. Running is hard. Running can suck. But running can also set you free and give you confidence in your own abilities. (Not to mention keep off the added pounds from the entire tray of nachos with extra cheese you just ate.) I run to keep sane. I run to get rid of my stress. I run so I won't go postal on my children. A big part of why I do it is so I can be a good role model for my kids. (It all comes back to the kids doesn't it?) But mostly I run for chocolate and wine. Hey, I've got priorities.

In that case don't forget the t-shirt that go along with your jogging and running. This shirt tells the world that you are a runner not for any causes just for yourself and especially for chocolate. You can also wear this t-shirt to any sporting events, social outing, or to class it simply shows that you are an athletics.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

What would MacGyver do? T-shirt

Useless. No, worse - shameful. This t-shirt has NOTHING to do with MacGyver - it's a collection of lame humors of "oh shit" by the Ottster's T-shirt Design. Okay, maybe MacGyver got a little something to do with it (hey, you're in crisis here). But he'd blush at the question if it was asked to him, who can't figured out how to keep this from happening? Don't waste your time, a Scout manual has more MacGyver in it, thus poses the question what would you do?

This t-shirt tell everyone you are a quick learner and think outside of the box in a stressful situation. Wear this t-shirt to a party, a social gathering of friends and family where it will be a conversation starter piece. Good luck and may your wisdom comes to play with this t-shirt.